Dear Hugo,
We need to talk about Kevin. He’s with The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo now. I hear she’s quite the Artist, but still a Young Adult. Do you have plans for New Year’s Eve? I plan on spending My Week with Marilyn. We plan on dancing since she’s got Happy Feet Too. Shame on you for being Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close to the Iron Lady while ‘ve been In the Land of Blood and Honey with Albert Nobbs. Did you hear We Bought a Zoo? It’s just been Ghost Protocol here lately in the Game of Shadows. You know, War Horse. W.E. I hope J.Edgar gets here before we’re all Chip-Wrecked. Well, I gotta run, it’s Breaking Dawn.
Sincerely,
Martha Marcy May Marlene.
PS- Have you seen the Muppets?